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Sorry to all my loyal readers out there. I'm back for now. I'm gonna try to make an appearance at least once a week with some good content. I mean good content.

Old Country Buffet

Today I graced myself with a visit to an Old Country Buffet (otherwise known as OCB). This was my first trip to an OCB in a couple years. All I can say is Freak Show. The food is good, who can resist easy to fix country cooking crammed together under a bunch of heat lamps. Heaven. You get to start ff with all the fried foods. Then work your way over to where the guy stands in what looks like a chef's outfit and cuts Roast Beef, Ham, Turkey. Finally top everything off with gravy. Giving yourself a plate full of artey clogging goodness. The people that hang out OCB now that is another story. Away from the buffet it is like recreation time at the nursing home. The place smells like a hospital. They wonder why they don't make much money. All of the people in the place get the senior discount. I'm not saying the food is bad. I'm just saying it is hard to stomach my sugarfree ice cream and cake with the smell of old people crapping in their diapers. I think that old people need to get out, you can't leave them to rot in a home.

Food Poison

This is the image as if you were looking through my eyes. I have been staring at my toilet now for awhile. Food poisoning is a great way to get to know your bathroom. Laying on the cold floor, head in the crapper. I've found out alot about my new bathroom over the past couple days.

Money, Money, Money

Exodus 22:24

'If you lend money to any of Yahweh's people, you will not demand interest from them.'

Money the root of all evil, and everything that is cool. If you don't have it you want it, and if you have it you want more of it. Even if you don't have it you can still spend it like you got it. I think this is where the whole mess begins. Credit. I love it, you love it, everyone loves. Yet it is like digging a whole you can't get out of. You think you are paying one price for something until you sit back and think about the interest. No one ever thinks about the interest. Interest is like that kid you went to highschool with, you can see his face, but you don't remember anything he ever did or what his name even is. He haunts your dreams, lives in your nightmares and wears a striped sweater and has knives for fingers. All of a sudden BOOM you get hit with a late charge. You might as well give up and file for bankruptcy, even though the laws have changed they haven't changed enough for the scum bag lawyers out there. They know all the ways around lifes problems. I advise seeing one for anything that goes wrong in your life. They will know how to fix everything with some frivolous lawsuit. I just can't say enough how much Money has done for my life. I hope it brings you everything you ever wanted in life.

Hayseed Dixie

They are a great band just listen to these sample lyrics from there big hit "Poop in a Jar"

Keeping your poop in a jar
til the day you come back
so i don't forget just what you are
yeah i'm keeping your poop in a jar

You thought you took everything,
but you left something behind for me.
I scooped it out,
I bottled it up,
now its up there on a stand by the bed
to remind me in case i forget
your just a piece of poop

I don't know anyone in there right mind that doesn't feel the love coming from those lyrics. They have truely touched my heart and I hope that I have shared something special with everyone.

Don't look now

That is right boys and girls. The bathroom is done and there are no "zed words" in it. I'll be back in full force now. Fighting crime, informing the masses, and making a bad ass souffle so all of the lovely fangirls and boys can make it through their days at work.

Happy Valentines From the Grave

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Zombies kick ass
and so do you.

Nothing spells loving like zombies in the oven. Happy V day. This one was from the heart.

Loser

This is for the really really really rich kid whose parents don't want him hanging out with the "general" population. My best friend was a machine at one time, but he got too close to the truth and had to be terminated.